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"Summer is finally here! Thanks to the persistent ^(pathetic) efforts ^(begging) of Blackbeard, Chaldea has permitted their heroic spirits a chance to kick back, relax and forgot all about saving the world just for a little while! For a limited time only, head on out into the wide open world and have fun!

But what's that? Return to your homeland and see what it has to offer? Travel to a specific part of the world to fulfill a long unfulfilled dream of yours? Bzzzt! Wrong! In the interest of fulfilling a selfish senpai's desire to sightsee in Hawaii and relax in Honolulu, the wondrous super AI BB-chan has used her heroine powers to see it fulfilled! Now for the sake of your Master's wish, go out there and enjoy yourselves like you mean it!"

Whatever your vacation plans may have been, your only time off for the whole year has been appropriated by BB, be it through coercion, convincing or otherwise. The residents of Chaldea will all find themselves on their way to an island paradise of BB's own creation...that is to say, she forcefully jammed Honolulu and Hawaii together into one big island for all to enjoy.

Maybe fix that before you all leave, though.

"Oh, and don't forget! As this is senpai's first ever quiet, peaceful foray into the grown up world of adult summer vacations, causing trouble is a big no-no! No noble phantasms or anything suspicious where people can see! Anyone who breaks the rules will be turned into a pig and served BB style for everyone else's enjoyment. ♥"

1. THE JOURNEY

Because Chaldea has to remain a secret, all of its transportation has to remain as inconspicuous as possible given its circumstances. That's why you'll be getting the genuine vacation experience! Which means putting away those superpowered weapons, posing as civilians in tourist appropriate clothing and traveling by commercial airline!

...but not all arrangements are created equally! Whether you're a King, a Knight, a Prince or a Pauper, you could end up anywhere and with anyone. Flying first class? Experience first class dining on demand, all the entertainment you could ask for, spa treatments, personal air conditioning and even your own personalised mood lighting! You'll be waited on hand and foot!

Unfortunate enough to be stuck in economy class? Then this airline certainly doesn't give a damn about your experience! The seats are all lumpy and too close together, it's uncomfortably warm and if you try asking for anything, don't expect to get it for at least 45 minutes.

It could only be worse if you're stuck beside someone you don't particularly like.

2. ACCOMMODATIONS

The journey may have sucked (or maybe felt like its own mini vacation depending on your luck) but much like any journey worth taking, the destination made it all worthwhile. Welcome to sunny Luluhawa! Is the name wrong? Don't worry about it! You're probably the only one who noticed! But excited as you may be to go out and have fun, everyone has to check in before anything else. Expect to be herded by someone if you don't, so there's no escaping it...fortunately, the hotel itself is actually pretty swanky. If you were unfortunate enough to have a crappy trip over here, it might be a good time to catch up on a little pampering!

First up comes the issue of rooms. Budget's a little too tight for a room per servant, so people are expected to share! It could be one, two or even three people per room with their own beds or, for those being subject to BB's whims, a double bed it seems as if you're expected to share! Let's hope your roomie is nice enough to take the couch...or maybe there's some summertime romance in the air? Sharing may suit you just fine!

Aside from that, the hotel is fitted with only the best in ways to keep yourself busy during the day. Hungry? The all you can eat buffet runs all day! For something a little more casual, the drinking lounge will gladly pour alcohol and shovel light snacks down your throat all the while providing a nice look out onto the bay from the window side seating. Between that, the highly furnished gym and very expansive spa area, why ever leave?

3. GO OUTSIDE YOU STUPID LOSERS

There's so much to do! The main attraction is of course the beach; between the numerous waterside sports on offer, the temptation of a beach barbecue and other food stands offering all sorts of bites to eat, or even just the allure of falling asleep on the beach (and hoping your fellow servants don't decide to mess with your defenseless sleeping body) it's the very definition of what a summer holiday is all about. Feeling competitive? Don't be afraid to set up for a game of volleyball or challenge a friend to a swimming race! Maybe even some fishing for slower paced entertainment is your thing? There's always plenty to do!

4. SERVANT SUMMER STAR FESTIVAL 2018!

Or ServaFes for short.

ServaFes is essentially your standard convention environment, made by servants, for servants!...although it seems as if ordinary people have wandered in somehow. Try not to let it get to you though!

For the unprepared, the arrival of ServaFes will be announced seven days prior to its grand opening (which is to say the day everyone arrives) and those with any intention of trying to sell their works may have to work hard and skip out on vacation time. Any number of things can be sold here, from live idol performances recorded on DVD (with questions such as "where is this even being shot?" expected to be expertly dodged for the sake of Chaldea's secrecy), photo albums of servants mistaken for cosplay albums by the general public, rock and roll albums, entire light novels and of course...

The R18 works. Do you dare approach it? That could be you making out with someone else on the cover! It might not even be someone you know that well! It could just be aesthetically pleasing! Who ships Bloodaxe/Leonidas?! Truly a mysterious place.

In any case, don't worry if you aren't contributing! Wander around and buy some stuff to remember the vacation by, at least. There're a lot of wannabe artists in Chaldea who need your support.

Top level, tag around and just have some beach themed fun to your heart's content!